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Re: Won't be about for a month

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2012 8:58 pm
by Athan01
I have an unreliable internet connection that can disconnect me at any time and am still in tenerife, so made shit has happened since ive left - but more to the point, what the f**k has happened the shard? everyone i speak to seems like they cba and have no time for playing. When i have time from 13th aug I will be forcing yous to pvp and taking over britain :D perhaps. And destroying anyone else who comes on our path.

People always said PvP brings activity? ill proove that to you lot when im home.. its a fact.

Re: Won't be about for a month

Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2012 4:37 pm
by Vaux27
Back from your vacation, showing your nation's pride?


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Re: Won't be about for a month

Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2012 11:34 pm
by Athan01
Vaux27 wrote:Female updates man, come on.
Didn't see that post until now - i've only managed to bring one back to the apartment so far. That put me on one, prostitute put it back to zero minus points for that, always end up doing stupid stuff when drunk! We're keeping a score, and so far my flatmate is on like 8 including one threesome

Oh and we managed to piss the gay guy we got landed with in the apartment by waking him up at like 5am regularly so hes moved out :lol: he was actually more of a girl/ponce than any female I know.
At a waterpark the other day and three of us standing in line, girl with a lovely peach shaped ass about 5 meters ahead so i nudged an english guy who was like 16 standing behind me that was also looking at her ass and said 'you lookin at the same thing i am mate' - gay guy comes off with ''oh my god jamie your such a pervert, that's vile your disgusting'' quite loudly too. For the first time in my life i've wanted to punch someone

Re: Won't be about for a month

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 12:28 am
by Vaux27
Should of yar-yared his homo ass back to bowl of dicks-ville.

Re: Won't be about for a month

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 7:57 am
by Athan01
make that 9 hes got, woke me up with a girl screaming in the bed opposite me at 7.45 in the fucking morning :evil: tiiired

Re: Won't be about for a month

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 10:40 am
by Vaux27
Athan01 wrote:make that 9 hes got, woke me up with a girl screaming in the bed opposite me at 7.45 in the fucking morning :evil: tiiired
Don't complain, you probably fancied a wank with the morning wood and just didn't want to tell us.

Re: Won't be about for a month

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2012 12:35 am
by Daren Priesten
Sounds like your friend there is beating you :F

Re: Won't be about for a month

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2012 12:36 am
by Masano
Ive just got back from Magaluf, and if Tenerife is anything similar then your friend will be spending more time in the clinic than he did on holiday.