Challenge of Vojak & Kozel

[Garr Growen]

*One lovely day Kozel and Vojak have travelled to Buccaneers den to seek out some adventure, they both zip local brewerys own product: piratecaptains best rum with a tail of giant serpents stuffed into the bottle*

Kozel takes a good zip of rum and says to his little borother Vojak:"Hey Vojak, see that necromanser over there"

*points a monster just outside the window*

I bet you I'll take it down faster than you and your lousy spells you know! Monks are poor weaklings and thats why I didnt become one!

Vojak: Yeah right! We'll see about that, want to take a bet?

Kozel: Sure the one that beats it faster gets 60 000 gold coins! sounds fair?

Vojak: Yeah why not, you'll go first!

*Kozel puts up his best fighting gear and heads for battle bravely. THe fighting seems to take ages and Kozel runs back and forth for banker to swich wepons and then back to necromanser to try getting it killed. But the necromanser refuses to die and allways creates a new demon or heals at the last moment. Then for the last time Kozel makes the best bless's he can in the name of Gaea and picks up a poisonous snograz longsword and heads for battle fiercely yelling a war cry. Finally after a quick burst of swinging with the sword the necromanser finally goes down. Kozel hurrays and goes back to inn where Vojak has allready drunk the rest of the bottle and seems a bit tipsy.*

Vojak: Oh look at this! the great hero comes back *laughing* what took you so long? was it someone from anchient powers you where killing or is it really that hard for you to take down one necromanser *grins*

Kozel: Oh shut your mouth we'll see about how you manage, you ready for your turn or too wasted allready? theres one necromanser north from here, so you better start casting and give it a try. Just run back to me when you are ghost *winks*

Vojak: Look brother you seem to have no idea what even a bit tipsy monk can do! Step back and wach closely!

*Vojak starts to summon an army of fire elementals and precasts a poison wall*

Vojak: I'll come back with the necromansers head before you have finished a pint of beer!

*Lights up a roll of wizzards weed and runs into the forrest. Lightnings strike and the ground trembles from the force of his summons and spells and finally a total silence comes and Vojak walks back with the necromansers head on his shoulder and finishes up his roll of wizzards weed.*

Kozel: What the heck?! did you have a dragon hidden somewhere or how did you do that?! I cant beleave it!

Vojak: I told you would be supriced. You owe me 60 000 bro!