60%? Damn, I was hoping for higher than that. Secondly, no where near that many people dislike me, and even if they did, I don't really care lol.Arolith wrote:Oh, lol.... Just Ban that asshole already. Like 60% of the shard hates him already, would be a great favor for us all.
EDIT: And Geryn, you're the perfect example of someone whose status as a big canadian policeman hasn't gone up his head.
And Arolith, you don't even know me IRL. You're the perfect example of a stereotypical person using what little information they know to brand an entire society. I happen to be very good at what I do, and I'm also able to distinguish between game and reality. I don't dislike _any_ I repeat _any_ of you. This place reminds me of my highschool in a way, only, no matter how bad they were, they were no where near as pathetic as any of you lol.
I showed excerpts of some of these topics to almost a dozen people, and if you saw how hard they laughed at nearly every one of you, you'd huddle in a corner and cry. It's a game, gentleman and ladies. All of you rage-quit because you realize holding your breath and stomping your feet doesn't get your way here. People with multicoloured mowhawks, three inch diameter arms, pale skin, and an unparalleled addiction to computer games and RedBull believe they're God's Gift to electronics and video games. You have this newb Tekstoner named Arolith pretending his characters were actually less than s****y back in the day, flaming everyone on boards because he has little to do in his boring life to satisfy his Attention Deficit Disorder.
lol, I get called names every day at work from people significantly more real than pretty much any of you on here. So do you think that it would bother me in the least what any of you think? It's a G.A.M.E. Graphically Advanced Motivational Exterminator lol. I understand your resentment, Arolith. I imagine when you're playing House with all your little dollies you get to be the Man of the house, and when you say "jump" every one in your imagination asks "how high?" but: "Oh my god, I've thrown everything my limited intelligence can fabricate as an insult at Geryn, and he just... keeps... laughing... Barbie, what do I do? I'm not used to not being in control! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I imagine at some point I will be asked to apologize to you, Arolith. Because, if I remember correctly of your past exploits, you did a LOT of whining to GM's when someone even emoted cockeyed at you in game.
Jon, don't even get me started on you. You're too easy. You spend all of your free time thinking up ways to elevate yourself over the people around you. You screw over your friends, talk s**t about them, and then play the Innocent card, and pretend you're a special little angel who still gets his mommy to make him a sandwhich and do his laundry after school.
You pretend I am OoC hating on you, yet the funny thing is that I'm not flaming you in every topic, but hey, how bout you go whine to GM's again about my "Abusive language."
Half of you people, are a joke. Have you ever just READ the kind of crap you guys bicker about? Honestly... I mean, a show of hands... How many of you tell your girlfriends (lmao I laughed so hard when I think any of you can actually maintain a relationship with anything above a farm animal. But hey, pigs need lovin', too!) about the guy (or girl) who pwned you in game? How many of you whine to your significant other about this GAME? 90% of you will merely go defensive, and flame me because you're embarassed that you actually HAVE.
**Example**
"I mean... The son of a b***h attacked me WITHOUT roleplay, like... Who the hell DOES that? THEN he loots me... Loots my dskulls... My indies... God I'm sooo pissed. UGH I just wanna flame him on ICQ!!!" Girlfriend/boyfriend: "I know, babe... I know..."
"OH! And THEN he kills my horse! Then banishes me to an island, which I'm almost positive is against Shard Rules. Hey, let's ask the clueless staff if it is!"
Girlfriend/boyfriend: "I know, babe... I know..."
"ARGH!!!!! GM's say it's LEGAL!! Like.. WTF??? F**K THIS F***ING GAME!!! I QUIT!!!!!!"
**72 hours later**
"Hey, maybe I'll play some UO..."
Girlfriend/boyfriend: "I thought you hated that game?"
"Nah... Maybe I'll macro my newb character to heighten... Babe, can you get me another RedBull?"
Girlfriend/Boyfriend: "But... Sweetie... You promised me you'd take me out tonight... For my birthday..."
"I know, but these guys from my guild are just... Ugh, I don't think we can tonight, babe, I'll make it up to you."
What's the most hilarious part of that little skit... Is it applies to nearly every... single... one... of... you...
After a hard day of WORK, it's good to have a good laugh, and this is the place for it.
Work: Definition: 1: activity in which one exerts strength or faculties to do or perform something: a: sustained physical or mental effort to overcome obstacles and achieve an objective or result b: the labor, task, or duty that is one's accustomed means of livelihood c: a specific task, duty, function, or assignment often being a part or phase of some larger activity.
DON'T BE SCARED!!!!!! Making something of yourself will NOT HURT YOU!!!
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!