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How're you spending your summer?

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:13 pm
by Andrew De'lere
So yeah, its nearly summer time... so if anyone has any awesome plans for what they're gonna do with themselves, let us all know!

(and please save the "i be playing pang" posts)

Re: How're you spending your summer?

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:39 pm
by Maximilian Lhoth
Sobriety, celibacy and solitarity!

(sobriety being the easy way to the two others)

Re: How're you spending your summer?

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 7:31 pm
by Houston
Probably some out-door activities til something extreme.

But hell, there are millions of possabilities to have phun in teh summer compared to snow....white....boards *pukes*

Re: How're you spending your summer?

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 11:09 pm
by Diam Larkei
Bear ,beach,work and bitches :D

Re: How're you spending your summer?

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 11:31 pm
by Aleister Crux
Work and school. Probably a couple of concerts, maybe a burn event, maybe a ren fest.

Re: How're you spending your summer?

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 11:32 pm
by Kent Strider
Beating my meat

Re: How're you spending your summer?

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 11:40 pm
by Jam Rave
you all lying! you aint doing any of that shit you will be playing UO whole summer when rest of the world is having fun and enjoying the sun :D

Re: How're you spending your summer?

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 11:42 pm
by Kent Strider
Jam Rave wrote:you all lying! you aint doing any of that shit you will be playing UO whole summer when rest of the world is having fun and enjoying the sun :D
Bullshit man, I will definitely be beating my meat at some point.

Re: How're you spending your summer?

Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:58 am
by Maximilian Lhoth
Jam Rave wrote:you all lying! you aint doing any of that shit you will be playing UO whole summer when rest of the world is having fun and enjoying the sun :D
"Of course, when you actually look at the world around you, you may see something
entirely different.

See that young married couple living next door, with the wife gardening in the front yard
while the kids play out back? She's snowed under with Xanax all the time, without which
she'd be in a continuous state of anxiety. And her 6 year old son, he's following in mom's
footsteps already, taking his daily dose of Ritalin to keep him tranquil enough to sit still all
day at school.

She stopped sleeping with her husband several years ago, but that's ok, cause he
sneaks off a couple times a week and has sex with street prostitutes in the back seat of
his car, or a nearby motel. He feels a bit bad for them, and tips them extra.

His favorite prostitute is always glad to see him, because he's pleasant enough and an
easy $75. Too bad they can't all be like him. She gets beaten up and raped by johns
multiple times a year, but that's ok, she can handle it, cause even at its worst this job is
still better than what she went through as a child. Besides, there's no other way she could
support her crack cocaine habit.

And the cop who tries to arrest her, last night he arrested the neighborhood marijuana
dealer, then went home and got nice and legally drunk on jack daniels.

And the cop's daughter, the pretty high school cheerleader, sneaks off and vomits after
every meal so she won't get fat."

=P

Re: How're you spending your summer?

Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:11 am
by Jam Rave
Maximilian Lhoth wrote:
Jam Rave wrote:you all lying! you aint doing any of that shit you will be playing UO whole summer when rest of the world is having fun and enjoying the sun :D
"Of course, when you actually look at the world around you, you may see something
entirely different.

See that young married couple living next door, with the wife gardening in the front yard
while the kids play out back? She's snowed under with Xanax all the time, without which
she'd be in a continuous state of anxiety. And her 6 year old son, he's following in mom's
footsteps already, taking his daily dose of Ritalin to keep him tranquil enough to sit still all
day at school.

She stopped sleeping with her husband several years ago, but that's ok, cause he
sneaks off a couple times a week and has sex with street prostitutes in the back seat of
his car, or a nearby motel. He feels a bit bad for them, and tips them extra.

His favorite prostitute is always glad to see him, because he's pleasant enough and an
easy $75. Too bad they can't all be like him. She gets beaten up and raped by johns
multiple times a year, but that's ok, she can handle it, cause even at its worst this job is
still better than what she went through as a child. Besides, there's no other way she could
support her crack cocaine habit.

And the cop who tries to arrest her, last night he arrested the neighborhood marijuana
dealer, then went home and got nice and legally drunk on jack daniels.

And the cop's daughter, the pretty high school cheerleader, sneaks off and vomits after
every meal so she won't get fat."

=P
thanks for sharing your life story with us :)