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Poop pollution & the solution!

Dear citizens of Britannia,

Recent studies show that human poop seems to have an ill effect on living things. We are currently investigating these ill effects. Human poop excremented these days will spoil the earth and kill every living thing including plants that try to grow on it because there's some evil element in it, which we suspect the Cult of Tekstone is responsible for. It seems the only way to solve this problem is for poop to be converged into piles of fertile dirt. If you find yourselves with an excess of fertile dirt, feel free to donate it to the Order of Nature, so it can be put to good use. Working together this way, the poop problem wil be solved within time.

Regards,

The Order of Nature
"Poop, bringing all citizens closer to eachother since the first circle"
"Poop, because you must"

Dear Citizens of Britannia!

For every 10 piles of poop donated, the order of Nature will plant a tree!
Cease the opportunity!

The Order of Nature
"Poop happens!"

Dear citizens of Britannia!

For every 10 piles of poop donated to the Order of Nature, the Cult of Tekstone will kill a tree... and a sheep!

Kind regards,
Your friendly neighbourhood Cult
"Killing people (and sheep) since the first circle"

This is a personal attack thread, I was jailed one week for personal attacks. It's not propaganda when the SS's are taken, we have damn near 8 now.

Dear citizens of Britannia!

Before your dirt or poop is donated to the Order of Nature, it will have to pass through our local customs authority. We will frisk you and search your shit and if we find any dirt, you will be in trouble.
Do not try to smuggle anything out of our lands, or the punishment will be imprisonment!

Regards,
The Order of Law
"Making criminal life hard since the first circle"

Kent Strider wrote:This is a personal attack thread, I was jailed one week for personal attacks. It's not propaganda when the SS's are taken, we have damn near 8 now.

Relax mate, this is just intended to be funny. Feel free to post something from your guild(s) as well.
A little self ridicule will lighten things up in Pangaea, don't you agree?

This isn't self ridicule though, its directed at Seb.

Dear citizens of Britannia!

For every 10 trees killed by the Cult of Tekstone, the Order of Imperial will build a house and force a merchant to live in it so he can sell us things for a reduced price for the remainder of his life.

Regards,
The Orange Legion
"Because merchants are fun people too"

Kent Strider wrote:This isn't self ridicule though, its directed at Seb.

Ok you lost me there. Can you explain please?

LOL, dude, we were talking funny on Skype and decided to share. That's it. How is this related to Seb? wtf?

Already talked to Seb, all is good. Don't invent crap. Either follow the funny, or leave it be