♣ GRAND OPENING ♣
After a lifetime long hiatus, the mythical Oblong Keep has been renovated and opened for public use. The safe haven in the midst of the great forest. The Oblong Keep is located just south of Yew on the road to Britain. Come see for yourself!
The keep is now fitted with all the comforts a weary traveler craves for. We have the spiciest, the most intoxicating wines, the tallest pizza towers, and the hardest, stalest breads. To stay entertained, you can play the spiffy games like coin toss, dice, chess, or that one game no one really knows how to play. In the fighting pit, you can have your mug remolded and your knuckles hardened. Fun!
The court jester Tremaine is always there to humiliate himself and be the subject of your whims. Right Tremaine?
Ha, classic Tremaine. What a jokester.
Rooms are available if you wish to spend the night at the keep. The stone-hard cot beds will either heal all your back ailments or turn your spine into dust. Either way you will be a renewed person after a night spent at the Oblong Keep.
Welcome all!
*a picture is attached to each note*
If you want to complain about Tremaine's behavior or wish to have a tour around premises, you can reach me at 604 503 185.
-Boern, lord of the Oblong Keep, Cap'n of the Pizza Party, former mayor of Jhelom, Whistling Stick of the Club of Vanquishing etc. etc.