Before we'll be ready to properly open our doors for the general public, however, there is one thing that needs to be done, and that is finding new performers. This is where we need your help!
Primarily, we are looking for female dancers, although there may be room for a man or two on the roster as well. So if you are an attractive-looking, confident girl (or guy) who is at least willing to learn some dance moves and show them off in front of a crowd, you might be exactly the person we're looking for! See further information at the bottom of this announcement.
Secondly, we are also looking for general entertainers to perform on our little stage. Can you sing and/or play an instrument? Are you a natural comedian? Ventriloquist? Do you have some other talent that you think might amuse and entertain our customers? You too may have a brilliant future as a performer at the Lovely Serpent!
If you think you've got what it takes, please either send mail [
] to Ermien Argeledougal at the Lovely Serpent Bar, Skara Brae, or leave your contact information (pigeon number or what have you) underneath and we'll get back to you as soon as we are able.Auditions will be held at the bar on a pre-arranged date.
Signed:
Ermien Argeledougal, your friendly bartender at The Serpent
