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Looking for dancers and entertainers for The Lovely Serpent!

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 8:29 pm
by Morgain
Good news, everybody! The Lovely Serpent Bar will be reopening in the nearby future, in new and renovated premises. We'll be classier than ever, but still the good old Serpent that those already familiar with us love and remember.

Before we'll be ready to properly open our doors for the general public, however, there is one thing that needs to be done, and that is finding new performers. This is where we need your help!

Primarily, we are looking for female dancers, although there may be room for a man or two on the roster as well. So if you are an attractive-looking, confident girl (or guy) who is at least willing to learn some dance moves and show them off in front of a crowd, you might be exactly the person we're looking for! See further information at the bottom of this announcement.

Secondly, we are also looking for general entertainers to perform on our little stage. Can you sing and/or play an instrument? Are you a natural comedian? Ventriloquist? Do you have some other talent that you think might amuse and entertain our customers? You too may have a brilliant future as a performer at the Lovely Serpent!

If you think you've got what it takes, please either send mail [Image] to Ermien Argeledougal at the Lovely Serpent Bar, Skara Brae, or leave your contact information (pigeon number or what have you) underneath and we'll get back to you as soon as we are able.

Auditions will be held at the bar on a pre-arranged date.

Signed:
Ermien Argeledougal, your friendly bartender at The Serpent

Re: Looking for dancers and entertainers for The Lovely Serp

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 9:06 pm
by Kat Asherstone
*Kat hears about the Lovely Serpent opening*

"Hmm, I should probably finish that song about fruits really quick then!"

*the rest of the day is filled with the streets of Britain being overfilled with random fruits and in the distance can be heard a girl singing*

"Fruits, Fruits, Beans and Shoots!
Eat your Veggies or you'll be loots...
For some random monster in the jungle or forest or some deep dark depths of a dungeon, that you didn't think was there, but really he was cause he was waiting to eaaattttt YOU!
Cause people are Veggies to them!!!"

Re: Looking for dancers and entertainers for The Lovely Serp

Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 5:14 pm
by Charha
That last time when I wanted to dance and take my shirt off you guys thought it was a bad idea, but just the other day Nayrover said something about "people not noticing the difference anyway" and told me I might as well get on that stage. What's up with that? You just can't make up your mind, can you?

~Ripkin, Wayfarer Emetic Russula Expert

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Re: Looking for dancers and entertainers for The Lovely Serp

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 4:33 pm
by Michael
Well, I do know some jokes and share them would be a good idea...
I may need directions for the bar tho...
I may become an usual customer...

-Reese Michael, Master Blade-
Anima Ignis Leader