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The Space Giant Cometh!

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 1:23 am
by Kat Asherstone
*after returning from a long and hectic day Kat lays down to rest, when suddenly she hears a voice, it seems to be coming from her chest in the corner of her second story theatre*

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"I came here peacefully with hugs to give"


*Opening the chest in the corner Kat finds that the head of a Space Giant, which a group of people had killed earlier, had rolled out into the chest from her bag, its eyes wide open and the mouth gaping*

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"I knew it! I knew it!"

*giving a cheer Kat grabs the head and dances around the room*

"I told everyone you were here to give hugs! I knew it! but now what? You're dead... but you're talking?"

*the head simply stares back*

"Oh yes of course, I understand now"

and with that Kat begins to paper the town in letters to the people of the lands, it reads:


Dear Citizens,

The Space Giant Cometh! He brings joyful hugs! He wishes for everyone to live peacefully in his embrace!
Forget your petty Gods and come join me in ushering in a new era for the Space Giant! The embassador of the Space Giants has spoken to me even though the peoples of our land slew him... the Space Giant forgives, let us all join hands and unite with the Space Giant!

~Kat Asherstone~
Popess of the Space Giant, all hugs unto him

Re: The Space Giant Cometh!

Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:16 pm
by Charha
The necromancer Darrol Argeledougal squints his eyes as he reads the message Kat has written on the message boards.

"...Joyful hugs? What on earth?"

He shakes his head slowly, produces a pen from his sleeve and scribbles a note underneath the first one:

Dear Miss. Asherstone, That must be the most insane claim I've read today. Then again, I might still be a little dazed from the blow I received from that monstrous giant's fist, and it might be that I'm merely imagining this entire notice. I hope that is the case. ~D.A.~

Re: The Space Giant Cometh!

Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:20 pm
by Morgain
Well, I don't know. Maybe it did have peaceful intentions until it saw us slaughtering its brethren and gouging their eyes out? I hope the astronomer guy is happy with his new lens, at least.

-Morgain

Re: The Space Giant Cometh!

Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:23 pm
by Charha
Peaceful intentions? Morgain, you halfwit! How many gentle giants have you ever encountered?

~D.A.~

Re: The Space Giant Cometh!

Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 4:46 pm
by Akkarrin
Kat Asherstone, whilst your encounter with a talking space giant head does sound fascinating, i strongly advise that you take some time to lay off the wizard weed a little...

I to have been addicted to the stuff, but when decapitated space giants start offering you hugs it really is time to cut back a bit.

Just some friendly advice

Nevin, Master Blacksmith.