Douglas, Hero of all Britannia!
Posted: Sun May 05, 2013 1:23 pm
Today, as I was peacefully exploring around the bogs and jungles south of Trinsic, I was ambushed and brutally mugged by a group of Jukas. I fought back valiantly but they were too great in number. Must've been tens... or even hundreds of them... too many to count! (If some say there were three of them, they're lying!)
They stripped me of all my belongings and disappeared back into the darkness of the jungle leaving me as a dinner for the wildlife. Naked and badly wounded, I started making my way out of the jungle using my extraordinary survival skills (self taught, mind you!). As the darkness was growing around me, I saw a shimmering light ahead of me. I thought it was the end of me but no! It wasn't just a light, it was a man. Not just any man either but a true champion no doubt! With bright white robes and steed, he was a man of The Order of Law. He was Douglas.
Without a question or a moment of hesitation, he came to my aid. Together we tracked down the wicked Jukas and gave them a spanking of a lifetime (yes, I was still naked when this happened)! I offered Douglas a great reward for saving my hide but no! He refused to take the money stating that this was only his job.
Such a great man, such a great man.
-Boern
They stripped me of all my belongings and disappeared back into the darkness of the jungle leaving me as a dinner for the wildlife. Naked and badly wounded, I started making my way out of the jungle using my extraordinary survival skills (self taught, mind you!). As the darkness was growing around me, I saw a shimmering light ahead of me. I thought it was the end of me but no! It wasn't just a light, it was a man. Not just any man either but a true champion no doubt! With bright white robes and steed, he was a man of The Order of Law. He was Douglas.
Without a question or a moment of hesitation, he came to my aid. Together we tracked down the wicked Jukas and gave them a spanking of a lifetime (yes, I was still naked when this happened)! I offered Douglas a great reward for saving my hide but no! He refused to take the money stating that this was only his job.
Such a great man, such a great man.
-Boern