Job offers.

[Zaradon]

Greetings dear travelers and storytellers.
I have come with good news for you, now that you've got the chance to show your wealth among the population.

We have chosen a few job offers for individual citizens.

The requirements for the job(s) are;
* Previous experiences.
* Ability to withstand stress and attention.
* Be loyal to the job.
* Not an enemy of Order of Nature

We offer;
* Good payment
* Friendly atmosphere
* Great teamwork

Jobs to offer;
Entertainer - Your role would be entertaining the guests and the public in any free moment.
Marketeers - Your role is to rent out stalls and sell items.
Filter - Your job is to manage the laddering of the tourney.

Please, if you're interested in either of the selected jobs - be pleased to fill out the application;

Job application for *Insert role you wish to apply for*;
Your name;
Your age;
Your interests;



Your's sincerely,
Zabren

[Charha]

Well, isn't this the bees knees? I've actually got some work experience as an entertainer. I used to work in a bar called the Lovely Serpent. I can also do accounting and I've briefly operated as a mining instructor. I have natural great charisma and a stage personality that appeals to most sensible people. Not to mention I'm also super good looking; attached you will find a picture, and yes, you can keep it, I've got plenty of these. With a mug like this I trust age is not an issue.



However, since I've also got actual work experience as an advocate (I'm not even lying about that anymore), I'm curious regarding the fine print. Before I start filling in any kind of forms I'd like to know exactly how much are you willing to pay by the hour and what kind of people would I be working for. Are there any sort of animals involved? Am I allowed to smoke while working?

Signed,

~Ripkin

[Zaradon]

*Zabren rips off the application and scrolls it up and swings into his sleeve. He drags a piece of green colored paper from his other sleeve and scribbles down a reply*

Dear Ripkin,

I've recieved your application and the required fields are indeed necessary. For the reasons to see the applicants interests, is to know of their possible future plans.
The age is being asked to know the life experience of the applicant. Ofcourse, it may not be the best thing to ask, but still a mandatory to know for us.

I would like to set up an appointment for a consultation for this job offer as The Entertainer.

Rest of the details will be negotiated during the meeting.

Please, be so kind to leave your nest coordinates so we can set up a proper time and place for a meeting.


Yours,
Zabren

[Charha]

Very good! I'll gladly discuss this matter with you in private. There is no way in the world I'm just going to reveal my age out in the open or make public statements regarding my future desires or any petty vengeance fetishes I might have. Who knows what kind of people read the stuff nailed on these message boards... But I will be more than happy to tell you all about myself in person!

My current coordinates are 53803748, Skara Brae. I'm looking forward to seeing you,

~Rip~