Bar night! Grand opening (finally)!
Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2014 11:20 pm
*Dirty posters are placed here and there. They smell of wizard weed. A promise of drunken rowdiness lingers in the air.*
The following is an official announcement from Ivan, Mayor of Skara Brae.
People of Britannia, and especially the citizens of Skara Brae,
Tomorrow, on the 25th day at six o'clock [gmt], takes place the long-awaited Grand Opening of the bar Lovely Serpent. The Mayor himself will be present and seeing to it that everyone will feel welcome and that there will be plenty of drinks and entertainment for everyone, but no hostile unruliness. This is a good chance for the citizens of Skara Brae to get together and learn to know their neighbors while feasting their eyes upon the lovely damsels and partaking in other frivolous merriment. The Mayor wishes that the visitors would take the time to visit the city grounds and perhaps even consider purchasing a house in this lively city near the sea.
Come one and all, the Lovely Serpent welcomes everyone - even people of faith as well as well as those of shady characters. Just remember; no fighting!
On behalf of our beloved mayor and with his seal of approval,
~Ripkin, Town Crier of Skara Brae~
