Jhelom, oh, Jhelom
Posted: Sun Feb 23, 2014 2:02 pm
Alright my lovelies. First of all, congratulations for picking Jhelom as your place of residence and me as your mayor (I know you didn't actually choose me but you would have, right?). The best decisions you have made in your life, no doubt. I promised to give you perks for choosing Jhelom, and perks you shall have! Perks liiike...
* Reach into my personal uhh... sacks of wonder! Plenty of magical and stylish clothing and a big library of handbooks to improve your skills with. It's not just trash either, it's only mostly trash! But there might be some hidden gems there, who knows. Come take a peek.
* Fighter, having trouble with some nasty monster? Have you died and some hideous orc is now prancing around with your gear? Worries away! Let your mayor know what has happened and I will send a rescue party right away.
* Test your might! It's time to put our magnificent arena to use. Challenge your mayor, me Boern, to a friendly duel. Glory and other prizes will be yours if you manage to beat me. Good luck with that though, hoho!
* Merchants of Jhelom, don't even think that I have forgotten you. Do you need a boost for your business? Let me help you endorse your products and lead you and Jhelom to prosperity! I can even help you gather resources if that's what you need.
* Archers and rangers! I managed to er... persuade a bowyer to sell his greater elemental arrows and bolts of all kinds at the low price of 25 coins per one. Only for the citizens!
Are you not yet a citizen of Jhelom? Now it's the time to change that fact. Buy a house in Jhelom and I, as your mayor, will pay the first month of your taxes! And as if that wasn't enough, you will also get an official handshake from me.
Now, if you have any thoughts, questions, requests, concerns, anything, come see me at my office or send me a bird.
-Boern, your Mayor of Jhelom, 604503185
* Reach into my personal uhh... sacks of wonder! Plenty of magical and stylish clothing and a big library of handbooks to improve your skills with. It's not just trash either, it's only mostly trash! But there might be some hidden gems there, who knows. Come take a peek.
* Fighter, having trouble with some nasty monster? Have you died and some hideous orc is now prancing around with your gear? Worries away! Let your mayor know what has happened and I will send a rescue party right away.
* Test your might! It's time to put our magnificent arena to use. Challenge your mayor, me Boern, to a friendly duel. Glory and other prizes will be yours if you manage to beat me. Good luck with that though, hoho!
* Merchants of Jhelom, don't even think that I have forgotten you. Do you need a boost for your business? Let me help you endorse your products and lead you and Jhelom to prosperity! I can even help you gather resources if that's what you need.
* Archers and rangers! I managed to er... persuade a bowyer to sell his greater elemental arrows and bolts of all kinds at the low price of 25 coins per one. Only for the citizens!
Are you not yet a citizen of Jhelom? Now it's the time to change that fact. Buy a house in Jhelom and I, as your mayor, will pay the first month of your taxes! And as if that wasn't enough, you will also get an official handshake from me.
Now, if you have any thoughts, questions, requests, concerns, anything, come see me at my office or send me a bird.
-Boern, your Mayor of Jhelom, 604503185