After a short dormant period caused by a freak club-a-mole related accident, we are back in full force and in need of new blood. The Club doesn't discriminate; vanquishers from all over the world and every step of life are welcome to seek the blessing of the club. Since prehistoric times, the club has been the weapon of choice of the unyielding cloth-despising hero. Nothing has changed. Clothes are still optional, the world still needs vanquishing and and the Club is there to aid you on the holy mission. Fortune and fame goes to the vanquisher.
Now, it is alright if your skills aren't fully honed or if you haven't made your mark in the world yet. Sacrificial lambs are still needed to appease the ever-bloodthirsty Club of Vanquishing. And the more bodies we have to throw at our challenges, the better. Besides, despite of humble beginnings, you will have a great chance of advancing in the path of Vanquishing by devoting your life to the holy mission. As long as you are not sacrificed first, of course. Ha ha.
As a stick grows into a mighty club, by the grace of the Club, so do you. So do you.
*a picture of a legendary club-wielding hero is attached. Or it could just be Boern posing in his underwear. It is unclear.*
Make no mistake. This is not your average creepy gross phallic symbol worshiping cult. No no, this is the great phallic symbol worshiping cult. Erect your clubs and join in.
Contact me, The Chosen One, Boern, at 604 503 185 to join the Club.
-Boern, Regent High Vanquisher of the Club, The Whistling Stick
