Taking a deep breath I collected my thoughts and said to myself, "I wonder if this thief is still here?". So I grabbed my lute and played a tune of true seeing, to reveal those hiding amongst where I couldn't see. Low and behold, the culprit was standing at my door! I paused and gripped my staff tightly, and in a quick manner I rushed the vile savage! He did not mutter a single word and just stood there, as I gave him a moment to speak. No words needed to be said it would seem, I reared my staff back and swung at the violating trespasser's throat with numerous blows. He fell to the floor lifelessly, blood beginning to stain the wooden floor. "I better clean this before Victoria wakes", I said to myself. I then dismounted my horse and gathered on one knee to retrieve my stolen goods from his bag. With a grin I assured myself that it was all over, as I proclaimed...
Feeling still with rage over such a dastardly action, I decided to keep something as an memento. After all, this was the first human's life I have ever had to end...yet I feel no remorse.
So heed my warning fair citizens, it's foolish to believe your items will be safe in these dangerous times. Watch your backs and your doors, no man or woman should be initially trusted!
- Maven Vaux
