*You see the famous elegant blue writing*
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 12:54 am
Dear Citizens,
I have returned. Yes you are all honoured with my glorious return. I, Tristin Sandrock, the greatest decorator, carpenter and lumberjack in the lands at your service.
However, a slight problem... the last wench that I shared a bed with, hit me on the head rather hard. Therefore my "great" skills as a merchant have become somewhat lost in the ale and women.
I shall promise you this! Very shortly I will be able to satisfy any of your needs* or requests. I shall be posting a pricelist eventually for my services.
Your faithfully!
Tristin Sandrock
*I not only take wood working requests, but I will happily accompany any lonely ladies, drunks or gentleman in a game of sophisticated and challenging poker!
I have returned. Yes you are all honoured with my glorious return. I, Tristin Sandrock, the greatest decorator, carpenter and lumberjack in the lands at your service.
However, a slight problem... the last wench that I shared a bed with, hit me on the head rather hard. Therefore my "great" skills as a merchant have become somewhat lost in the ale and women.
I shall promise you this! Very shortly I will be able to satisfy any of your needs* or requests. I shall be posting a pricelist eventually for my services.
Your faithfully!
Tristin Sandrock
*I not only take wood working requests, but I will happily accompany any lonely ladies, drunks or gentleman in a game of sophisticated and challenging poker!