Settling in town of Skara Brae

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Ivan
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Settling in town of Skara Brae

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Once again Ivan rides towards skara brae after a trip to the mountains, bags full of gold and all sorts of goods. He has taken liking into his new home at skara brae and to the people who live around there. To begin with he does not clearly understand why he chose suchs a small town for his home, perhaps it is just the fact that a lot of the clashes between order of imperial and order of law have happened there and the land has seen many bloodbaths like Ivan himself.

After a while resting in he decides to take a closer look at the town, he never had noticed the people who lived in it. Though its no wonder weaklings tend to run on verge of battle, hide in their closets or whatsoever.

Atlast Ivan finds bar of skara brae "shattered skull", what kind of name that is for a bar? Well name doesnt matter as long as you get drinks aye? He decides to enter this bar, to shut down his thirst.

At first glance the bar seemed spacious and pretty comfortable, but it was lacking some entertainment. Ivan walked up to the bartender and asked for a drink. Bartender didnt budge an inch. He nicely repeated with a bit louder voice "Could I have a DRINK". No response, Ivan lost his wit and yelled "COULD I BUY A DRINK PLEASE!". This time the bartender hands over a pitcher full of water, Ivan loses his patience and hits bartenders stomach with his fist. He grabs the bartenders head and bashes it on side of the table, shattering the skull. He takes few bottles from behind of the bar counter and starts diminishing hist thrist. There is few peoples in nearby table staring at him. He yells out "What you looking at?". They turn their heads and try to continue their conversation. Ivan sits down on a table next to them, sooner or later the guy sitting on the table comes over and asks for a drink his company seems to have left the building. Ivan throws him a bottle and the weirdo starts to talk and talk...

After few more bottles Ivan spills over one of the Ale bottles on the table, "STUPID TABLE WHY DIDNT YOU HOLD MY DRINK?! THIS AINT RIGHT TABLES AINT SUPPOSED TO RESIST!" On a whim he sets the table up on fire and leaves the building while emptying his bottle... Weirdo seems to have vanished somewhere, what a weird guy... Crying about innkeepers or something... Ivan takes a walk to inn of skara brae and silences the innkeepers... lousy workers shouldnt exist. He sees that his job is done and his bottle is empty of ale and heads back to his humble home for yet an another bottle.

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~Ivan
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