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Dear Citizens of Britain

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Dear Citizens of Britannia,

My name is Skrin Dagda.
I am offering my services to you. As many of you know, I have left my old life. I am now starting a private business.

The services I offer:
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Assassination
Description: Both you and me will sign a contract. This contract will be made under the utmost secrecy. The contract will have a duration of 30 days, after which, the contract will become invalid. Should the contractor want to renew the contract, it will be threaded like a new contract. The prize of the contract has to accommodate the risk of the hit, any unreasonable prices will make the contract invalid. While you have this contract with me, you cannot hire anyone else to do the job. It might get in the way. Should you hire someone else without my knowledge, the contract will become invalid. As for the loot on the victim, I will only take the head and any items specified on the contract. Specific items must be named at the time of the contract, such as "his scarletite armor that he took from me". The victim has to be a branded criminal at the eyes of Lord British. I will not do contracts that involve innocent people.
I have a history of reaching people where no one else can, I will give you good results. Should I not in 30 days, your investment will be returned and up to you whether you wish to renew the contract or not.

Harrassment
Description: Sometimes people get tired of being constantly harrassed, and manipulated. Well this is your chance to give others a taste of their own medicine. If you have an enemy that constantly uses for example a certain healer, or a certain banker, perhaps a sailor, on his daily basis. I will convince that healer/banker/sailor not to go to work for the amount of days you sign contract with me. So for example, if you wish that the City of Bob your enemy, has no bankers nor healers going to work for a certain amount of days, it can be arranged. Cities of Lord British not included.

Escort
Description: Sometimes you need an escort somewhere. A safe and secure mining trip perhaps? In case robbers come and you're wearing your good cloths. This can be your option. I will make sure you are secure, either protect you on the place, or exit you to safety.

Corpse looting
Description: So you died deep in a dungeon, your corpse has not been looted and you have no way of reaching it. I can quickly help you.

Emissary disposal:
Description: Do you wish your enemy to loose their emissaries? I'm the man for the job.
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There are other services I can offer not mentioned here, and I am open to ideas. If you're in need of my services, feel free to contact me. Bear in mind, I will not do anything that threatens my future salvation. Every contact will be taken with the level of secrecy you desire.

Skrin Dagda
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Re: Dear Citizens of Britain

Post by Gorath Blackmind »

Nothing to risk your salvation, eh? How 'bout them assassinations then?

-Sebastian "Man of the Hour" Slade, Slayer of three not-innocent-men.
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Post by Arion »

Sebastian he clearly said he'd only assassinate men who were enemies in the eyes of Lord British. The contract looks clear and reasonable to me.

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An assassination is an assassination and as such a murder to any with a common sense.

"Bounty Hunting", however, is a story of its own and a way for us honest men to justify murder.

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You can call it bounty hunting, item retrieval, revenge, tea time, whatever makes the customer feel better!

Come and meet me customers! Have a tea with me while we discuss your needs.

Skrin Dagda
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