Carefully planned parenthood
Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2015 9:49 pm
One could say that the well-liked guildmaster of the Wayfarers, Thoran Ravenwing, has to deal with a lot of weird stuff. At the moment mainly Ripkin, the guild alchemist and self-appointed Treasurer, who is proficient at throwing explosives as well as dropping conversational bombs.
Before Ripkin barged into the guild she and Thoran had met in the bar Lovely Serpent. Ripkin had worked there as an entertainer of sorts, long before her other equally questionable careers. In short, some heavy drinking eventually resulted in heavy dating. The relationship between the duty-bound and somewhat conventional old tribesman and the eccentric gypsy rogue blossomed like some weird, rancid flower. Whatever motives Ripkin had for persistently courting the guildmaster, during a certain romantic winter evening she brought up the idea of maybe raising a family together. She did her best to convince Thoran that she would not drop the baby, and no, Thoran was not too old to have children. They should try, at least. It would be lovely, she said.
As soon as the bashful man finally seemed to warm up to the thought, Ripkin was already nine months ahead. And counting.
"I'm so glad you feel this way! I know you were hoping for a son, but I hope you won't be horribly disappointed if the baby is a girl. Because she is, actually. I should travel to Yew immediately and pick her up from where I left her..."
"You WHAT?! W-what baby?"
"The baby I had, oh... A year ago. While I was away. Your daughter! Now we can raise her together! We're going to be so happy!"
The guildmaster's face turned white and he looked like he was about to have another stroke. And Ripkin hesitated. But only for a second. The ball was rolling so fast there was no stopping it. The devastated and confused guildmaster urged Ripkin to find the child immediately. How could she have kept the pregnancy in secret and forsaken her own daughter? To make things worse, she had left the child in the care of a woman who was a member of a clan that was not in good terms with the Ravenwings. Who knows, getting the child back might not turn out to be easy...
Of course, nothing is impossible for Ripkin. The journey into the dense woodlands of Yew didn't take longer than a week. The mysterious charlatan finally returns, brushing pine needles off her shoulders. She looks like she hasn't been sleeping in days and she's carrying a wailing baby girl.
Good ol' Rip has tried everything; being an escort, a magician, a lawyer, a spy, a mining instructor and an alchemist. She has seen the world, helped saving the world and sort of faked her own death more than once. At first she was too busy to even consider parenthood, but now that she thinks of it, how hard can it be to become a mother? Easy as chipping kindling, no doubt, but first she really needs a smoke. And something to plug her ears with because, damn, this toddler screams like a dragon. In any case, she has made up her mind and she's going to see how this "family business" turns out. If word spreads and people find out that the guildmaster has a daughter, that's another feather in her hat... Maybe she might finally get hitched. Ripkin Ravenwing has such a nice ring to it, doesn't it?
Before Ripkin barged into the guild she and Thoran had met in the bar Lovely Serpent. Ripkin had worked there as an entertainer of sorts, long before her other equally questionable careers. In short, some heavy drinking eventually resulted in heavy dating. The relationship between the duty-bound and somewhat conventional old tribesman and the eccentric gypsy rogue blossomed like some weird, rancid flower. Whatever motives Ripkin had for persistently courting the guildmaster, during a certain romantic winter evening she brought up the idea of maybe raising a family together. She did her best to convince Thoran that she would not drop the baby, and no, Thoran was not too old to have children. They should try, at least. It would be lovely, she said.
As soon as the bashful man finally seemed to warm up to the thought, Ripkin was already nine months ahead. And counting.
"I'm so glad you feel this way! I know you were hoping for a son, but I hope you won't be horribly disappointed if the baby is a girl. Because she is, actually. I should travel to Yew immediately and pick her up from where I left her..."
"You WHAT?! W-what baby?"
"The baby I had, oh... A year ago. While I was away. Your daughter! Now we can raise her together! We're going to be so happy!"
The guildmaster's face turned white and he looked like he was about to have another stroke. And Ripkin hesitated. But only for a second. The ball was rolling so fast there was no stopping it. The devastated and confused guildmaster urged Ripkin to find the child immediately. How could she have kept the pregnancy in secret and forsaken her own daughter? To make things worse, she had left the child in the care of a woman who was a member of a clan that was not in good terms with the Ravenwings. Who knows, getting the child back might not turn out to be easy...
Of course, nothing is impossible for Ripkin. The journey into the dense woodlands of Yew didn't take longer than a week. The mysterious charlatan finally returns, brushing pine needles off her shoulders. She looks like she hasn't been sleeping in days and she's carrying a wailing baby girl.
Good ol' Rip has tried everything; being an escort, a magician, a lawyer, a spy, a mining instructor and an alchemist. She has seen the world, helped saving the world and sort of faked her own death more than once. At first she was too busy to even consider parenthood, but now that she thinks of it, how hard can it be to become a mother? Easy as chipping kindling, no doubt, but first she really needs a smoke. And something to plug her ears with because, damn, this toddler screams like a dragon. In any case, she has made up her mind and she's going to see how this "family business" turns out. If word spreads and people find out that the guildmaster has a daughter, that's another feather in her hat... Maybe she might finally get hitched. Ripkin Ravenwing has such a nice ring to it, doesn't it?