** note sent to Jack Tusk & Order of Law **
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 2:07 am
Dear Mr. Law,
I'm bringin yrr attention to the vilest criminal known as Mr. Jack Tusk, this scallywag is both a scoundrel and an attempted murderer!
As you can see in scrunged up papers that I've gone attached, Mr. Tusk be tryin to evict me from ma property (see them legal property registry!! (I circled it fer ya, case you missed it)). Not only is this eviction hella'illegal (He just wants to rake in the golds for the upcomin market!), but to make them unreasonable, stressful demands to an old man like myself could ver likely cause a catatonic heart esplosion!
Please, I'n beggin' ya! Stop this cruelty, or, at the ver' least, require that he at least pay fer some of the movin'! I warrant the costs fer movin' my stuff back to Jhelom'd be about 15,000 goldies! Gotta pay the boys and boats and the horses and the whores!... And I so loved this new little stall, much more business to HARLEQUIN'S SPECTAKULAR HABERDASHERY!!
Anyway, please excuse the unpretty writin', but all Winchester's citizens deservin some justice I thinks!
Also, he gonna be rentin' some'a dem stalls to yer enemies the Imperials! I'm all fer commerce, but just in'case you were thinkin' bout goin light on him, keep it in mind!
Yours heartfully,
Harlequin
I'm bringin yrr attention to the vilest criminal known as Mr. Jack Tusk, this scallywag is both a scoundrel and an attempted murderer!
As you can see in scrunged up papers that I've gone attached, Mr. Tusk be tryin to evict me from ma property (see them legal property registry!! (I circled it fer ya, case you missed it)). Not only is this eviction hella'illegal (He just wants to rake in the golds for the upcomin market!), but to make them unreasonable, stressful demands to an old man like myself could ver likely cause a catatonic heart esplosion!
Please, I'n beggin' ya! Stop this cruelty, or, at the ver' least, require that he at least pay fer some of the movin'! I warrant the costs fer movin' my stuff back to Jhelom'd be about 15,000 goldies! Gotta pay the boys and boats and the horses and the whores!... And I so loved this new little stall, much more business to HARLEQUIN'S SPECTAKULAR HABERDASHERY!!
Anyway, please excuse the unpretty writin', but all Winchester's citizens deservin some justice I thinks!
Also, he gonna be rentin' some'a dem stalls to yer enemies the Imperials! I'm all fer commerce, but just in'case you were thinkin' bout goin light on him, keep it in mind!
Yours heartfully,
Harlequin