Sing That song

[Theodore]

Amelia was a small thin woman, with Scruffy mouse blonde colored hair, which was normally tied up in pigtails. She was only small and stood only 5 foot 2. not a lot of people knew about Amelia as she was new around town, she had only just moved here from another tow and came to Britain as she had not had her success as a bard in previous taverns.

Amelia walked into the tavern in Britain one sunny afternoon which was jammed packed when all of a sudden everything Seemed to go quiet to the point that there wasn't much sound at all. some could say you could of heard a pin drop. As Amelia walked in to the bar hearing nothing but silence This Didn't put her off , and she cleared her throat looked around at all the blank faces and said confidently " Hello nice to meet you all I'm Amelia, I'm a bard from another town "

A few people turned around and carried on their usual chatting, and Amelia went to tom the bartender and asked for a Strong alcoholic beverage. It wasn't till late that afternoon that one of the men earlier who had been ear wigging on a couple of conversations that Amelia had through the night, that he said " so you're a bard Right?". " I am" replied Amelia.
he looked at her in admiration and then shouted to everyone in the pub " Hey everyone this is Amelia, she is going to get up on the stage in the corner and sing us a song". this caught Amelia unawares who started to feel very stupid and embarrassed however, she stood up And played her Lute! The tavern was listening and staring, However Amelia played and she started to Sing

" Oh There was a nice young Man from Britain,
all he thought of was killing some Critters
So he Went over to the dungeons in Cove
Threw out His long sword and into monsters he Drove!

While passing I saw him hunt and loot!
So now i sing about him with my Flute
and He gave some Advice to me
He said Watch out for walking Tree's

After that incident Came!
I bumped into him When in shame,
He said hello there young pretty lady
Winked and said something Rather shady

He said he was hunting again!
But as for Dead humans outside, i'm not to blame!
So i ran away to this Town
And i sing to you with a smile not a Frown.

So that all my song for you!
Now i must Say goodbye to!
So untill Next time i say Farewell,
Of my Magical songs you should Tell.
So now ill go out the door!
and by the way, Watch out for the Drunkard on The floor."



Amelia took a bow, Started laughing and left the Tavern.