Facepalm moments.
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Re: Facepalm moments.
Alright fun story, goes a little like this.
I just dropped my wife off at her job at 7am, we are having a bad ass rain storm, so I am on the way back home at around 65-70mph, I get a red light so I begin to press my brakes, oh wait, NO BRAKES!!! So I pull the emergency brakes, yay those don't work, I run the red light barely avoiding an SUV of some sort. Then I am cruising at around 45-50mph, a cop begins to pass me I notice so I honked and motioned for him to roll down his window, when he does I yell "Get in front of me and stop me!! I have no brakes!!" The cop does it and I am saved.
New moral dilemma for me really, I used to hate cops.
Does this count as a facepalm moment? Or should we put a new spot for "Almost shit your pants moments" ?
I just dropped my wife off at her job at 7am, we are having a bad ass rain storm, so I am on the way back home at around 65-70mph, I get a red light so I begin to press my brakes, oh wait, NO BRAKES!!! So I pull the emergency brakes, yay those don't work, I run the red light barely avoiding an SUV of some sort. Then I am cruising at around 45-50mph, a cop begins to pass me I notice so I honked and motioned for him to roll down his window, when he does I yell "Get in front of me and stop me!! I have no brakes!!" The cop does it and I am saved.
New moral dilemma for me really, I used to hate cops.
Does this count as a facepalm moment? Or should we put a new spot for "Almost shit your pants moments" ?
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Holy cow :O what happened to your brakes!
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Kent boiiii!!.
Sounds like some nasty sheeeeeeeeei.
Sounds like some nasty sheeeeeeeeei.
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Authority is intolerable ;(Kent Strider wrote:I used to hate cops
But there are decent people in cops too prolly.
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I was at the drag strip last night, and my buddy's stock Silverado smoked a 2008 Ford Mustang. It was priceless. After all of that chest thumping in front of his prostitute-type girlfriend, he got ghosted by a stock Chev... Good times, good times.
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Both were V8's, it wasn't the GT, tho, it would have blown the doors off the truck lol.
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Hunting drunken in Fire dungeon. Ending up losing two sets of indy clothes and auropian chain sets. Also got idea into my drunken mind to save my gear on my bard who ended up losing indy cloth set and phoenix bone set also with conconanse instruments. I think the next morning I had the biggest facepalm moment I've never had.