Patrick Brews
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Patrick Brews
I am Jasmein Gouranga, senator and guildmaster of the Clockmakers' Union. I demand an audience with the leader of merchants of britain, patrick brews.
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Re: Patrick Brews
A letter arrives on the desk of Mr. Patrick Brews.
Inside is a message that reads.
Good day Mr. Patrick Brews,
This is a declaration of war.
The Eighth Alþing Parliament of The Clock Masters Union, would like to list these wrongs that have stopped or hindered the flow of commerce and our reasons for this declaration.
1. The selling and cultivation of wizard weed in Union trade zones with out the proper papers. Due to this the sates monopoly is being threatened and thus it has been decided that this illegal wizard weed trade disrupting the flow of commerce. Due to the fact that wizard weed is not taxed and papers required to cultivate and sell wizard weed are free to acquire we can only decide that this trade is being done illegally without the proper documentation.
2. Attacks on more than one union member inside the MoB guild house.
3. Causing the economy to run rampant with deflation due to a lack of filing for proper subsidization.
4. Logging in Union protected land without the proper paperwork this is the 5th warning and the last!
5. Piracy and improper documentation on all MoB boats created or set to sail the lands sea routes.
6. Attacks on Union supply reserves.
7. Supporting the empowerment of blacklisted individuals.
8. Harboring blacklisted individuals.
9. Not filing for proper documents to exchange goods in union protected free trade zones.
10. Refusing all four attempted meetings for a peaceful existence.
11. Attacking the state potion monopoly.
12. Attacking the state cloth monopoly.
13. Attacking the state lumber monopoly.
14. Attacking the state fish stocks.
15. Refusal for a peaceful coexistence.
16. Refusal to become subsisted.
17. Warmongering.
Please reply promptly,
Kindly regards
Inside is a message that reads.
Good day Mr. Patrick Brews,
This is a declaration of war.
The Eighth Alþing Parliament of The Clock Masters Union, would like to list these wrongs that have stopped or hindered the flow of commerce and our reasons for this declaration.
1. The selling and cultivation of wizard weed in Union trade zones with out the proper papers. Due to this the sates monopoly is being threatened and thus it has been decided that this illegal wizard weed trade disrupting the flow of commerce. Due to the fact that wizard weed is not taxed and papers required to cultivate and sell wizard weed are free to acquire we can only decide that this trade is being done illegally without the proper documentation.
2. Attacks on more than one union member inside the MoB guild house.
3. Causing the economy to run rampant with deflation due to a lack of filing for proper subsidization.
4. Logging in Union protected land without the proper paperwork this is the 5th warning and the last!
5. Piracy and improper documentation on all MoB boats created or set to sail the lands sea routes.
6. Attacks on Union supply reserves.
7. Supporting the empowerment of blacklisted individuals.
8. Harboring blacklisted individuals.
9. Not filing for proper documents to exchange goods in union protected free trade zones.
10. Refusing all four attempted meetings for a peaceful existence.
11. Attacking the state potion monopoly.
12. Attacking the state cloth monopoly.
13. Attacking the state lumber monopoly.
14. Attacking the state fish stocks.
15. Refusal for a peaceful coexistence.
16. Refusal to become subsisted.
17. Warmongering.
Please reply promptly,
Kindly regards
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Re: Patrick Brews
Well let me reassure you that a monopoly is what messes up commerce. Ive reopened the Merchants of Britain as a service to help those that help this world. Your weak attempt to wage war on some innocent merchants has been denied by me and my fellow merchants. furthermore I hope you understand that an attack on innocent merchants part of my family or not is a punishable crime in britain. Each time an act of hate against someone is commited the order of law shall be contacted.
Good day and good luck...
Patrick Brews
Good day and good luck...
Patrick Brews
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Who was it who refused to compromise? All the Union asked was that the proper taxes be paid and the proper paperwork be filed, just like every other citizen of britain is subject to.
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our paperwork has been filed with lord britishes office and we pay our taxes to them as they provide guards and other items needed to make britain livable. so what are you talking about?
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Re: Patrick Brews
Dear Miss/Mr/Dr Brews,
Please stop playing ignorant we personally came to discuss our problems with you before drafting this official letter that you ignored for a very long time. So let it be known that you and your guild members will be attacked on sight by The Clockmakers Union, our shareholders and our holding affiliates. Please do not act surprised next time you lay in the streets in your own blood.
Have a fantastic day,
-Frog Morton
Please stop playing ignorant we personally came to discuss our problems with you before drafting this official letter that you ignored for a very long time. So let it be known that you and your guild members will be attacked on sight by The Clockmakers Union, our shareholders and our holding affiliates. Please do not act surprised next time you lay in the streets in your own blood.
Have a fantastic day,
-Frog Morton
meaningless visual "noise"
auditory hallucinations / sound distortions
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fear and/or paranoia
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feeling as though one is dying
auditory hallucinations / sound distortions
altered sense of space and time
fear and/or paranoia
feeling as though one is losing one's mind
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Re: Patrick Brews
*Alaric scans the notes and leaves a warning*
You should not be making threats Mr. Morton.. The Order of Law will not tolerate these actions, this is your warning, if you decide to continue with this, the Order of Law shall deal with you accordingly..
Signed, Alaric Xeras, Priest of Law
You should not be making threats Mr. Morton.. The Order of Law will not tolerate these actions, this is your warning, if you decide to continue with this, the Order of Law shall deal with you accordingly..
Signed, Alaric Xeras, Priest of Law
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Re: Patrick Brews
Dear Priest of Law,
You should talk to your head priest before making such threats. All our operations are well inside the legal limits set up by The Clockmakers Union's parliamentary body. The only party furthering the problem and hindering the flow of commerce is the Merchants of Britain. Until they accept the terms of peace there shall be none.
Signed, Frog Morton
You should talk to your head priest before making such threats. All our operations are well inside the legal limits set up by The Clockmakers Union's parliamentary body. The only party furthering the problem and hindering the flow of commerce is the Merchants of Britain. Until they accept the terms of peace there shall be none.
Signed, Frog Morton
meaningless visual "noise"
auditory hallucinations / sound distortions
altered sense of space and time
fear and/or paranoia
feeling as though one is losing one's mind
feeling as though one is dying
auditory hallucinations / sound distortions
altered sense of space and time
fear and/or paranoia
feeling as though one is losing one's mind
feeling as though one is dying
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Re: Patrick Brews
*He intercepts a runner boy and gives him a note*
Order of Law is a joke.
Johnny Walac
Order of Law is a joke.
Johnny Walac
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Re: Patrick Brews
Good Day and welcome to the Office of the Clockmakers' Union, Britain Branch.
You have received this form because you indicated that you are experiencing dissatisfaction with Union Procedures.
Please answer the questions below so that the Union can get an idea of the source of your dissatisfaction.
1. Which of the following categories describes the nature of your complaint?
A. Land/resources management
B. Union Police Force
C. Complaint about a specific Union Office Branch
D. Complaint about a Union Affiliate
E. Mishandling of Union procedures by a Union representative
F. Other (4-5 words)
2. While you may disagree with Union policies, our representatives try to work with you as well as possible. How would you rate your experience with Union representatives?
A. Extremely Pleased
B. Pleased
C. Indifferent
D. Unhappy
3. Would you recommend the Union to your friends?
A. Yes
B. Not sure
4. Please indicate your net worth. This is simply part of the Union procedure, and will be used to assess the importance of your complaint.
A. <1,000,000
B. 1,000,000 - 4,999,999
C. 5,000,000 - 15,000,000
D. 15,000,000 - 45,000,000
E. >45,000,000
After answering these questions, please return the form to the representative at the desk. The concerns of all citizens are the concerns of the Union, and we hope we will be able to address the issue.
Maeros Gouranga, Secretary General
You have received this form because you indicated that you are experiencing dissatisfaction with Union Procedures.
Please answer the questions below so that the Union can get an idea of the source of your dissatisfaction.
1. Which of the following categories describes the nature of your complaint?
A. Land/resources management
B. Union Police Force
C. Complaint about a specific Union Office Branch
D. Complaint about a Union Affiliate
E. Mishandling of Union procedures by a Union representative
F. Other (4-5 words)
2. While you may disagree with Union policies, our representatives try to work with you as well as possible. How would you rate your experience with Union representatives?
A. Extremely Pleased
B. Pleased
C. Indifferent
D. Unhappy
3. Would you recommend the Union to your friends?
A. Yes
B. Not sure
4. Please indicate your net worth. This is simply part of the Union procedure, and will be used to assess the importance of your complaint.
A. <1,000,000
B. 1,000,000 - 4,999,999
C. 5,000,000 - 15,000,000
D. 15,000,000 - 45,000,000
E. >45,000,000
After answering these questions, please return the form to the representative at the desk. The concerns of all citizens are the concerns of the Union, and we hope we will be able to address the issue.
Maeros Gouranga, Secretary General
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